i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now. 3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels
he is too perfect
rebloggin for easter
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!