turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

satisfyings:

X

officialunitedstates:

they said it was dangerous and stupid but look at me now.  3 years after eating nothing but plant seeds I get 95% of my energy from the sun plus my branch arms are useful in duels

hi:

he is too perfect

titytwochainz:

rebloggin for easter

deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut
And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET

budacub:

collegehumor:

Now You Can Be the Proud Owner of a Masturbation Hut

And the best part is - it’s totally discreet!

TOTALLY DISCREET